pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

distraction:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

I don’t get it

distraction:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

I don’t get it

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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elemeno-pee:

katharinemc:

demi-my-warrior:




HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

DID HELENA LIKE IT

elemeno-pee:

katharinemc:

demi-my-warrior:

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HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.

DO TELL ME MORE.

YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

DID HELENA LIKE IT

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Miso Soup

no-more-ramen:

This is a really easy recipe, and easily customized.

Serves 4

  • 4 cups water
  • 4 Tbsp miso paste
  • Cubed firm tofu
  • 1 Tbsp wakame seaweed
  1. Boil water
  2. Dissolve the miso into the water
  3. Put the tofu and seaweed into the soup base
  4. Wait for seaweed to rehydrate
  5. Serve

I like adding mushrooms to my miso, and I imagine you could add anything you liked to it. It’s quick and easy, and the most expensive thing I got for this was the paste, which was still under $5 at Wegman’s.

charmander-with-a-tablet:

Little easter lamb doodle

charmander-with-a-tablet:

Little easter lamb doodle

To prove my dad wrong. reblog if you are under the age of 30.

noblesseprime:

platypus-in-a-coffin:

ivegotacondition:

bluemm14:

my dad thinks you’re all 50 year old sexual predators or something…

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Reblogging again just for that gif.

Same here

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soulinshadows:

amytheinternethobbit:

tyleroakley:

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accurate gif is accurate.

The gif is correct.

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Reblog this if your online and follow back

pr0misez:

vigilantdreams:

jasonsickass714:

fuckoffasap:

teenage-laughter:

dudewoman:

fullofbrains:

wanderlusti:

follow everyone that reblogs this and gain like a bitch!

LETS DO THIS ! hahaha .

Seriously gained around 60 followers in five minutes

So amazing!!!

OMG I GOT LIKE 80 IN TEN MINUTES

http://jasonsickass714.tumblr.com/

💃

I follow back

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vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

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